Let’s get something straight. Comedy has gone downhill. That last sentence is hardly a surprise I know, but this Christmas showcased some of the worst comedy I think I’ve seen for years. Rumour has it that Auntie Beeb had originally planned to schedule David Jason’s new comedy The Royal Bodyguard on Christmas night, but when they discovered it would be up against a festive trip to Downton Abbey the schedulers panicked a bit and pushed it back. The truth is that even with the nation’s beloved Jason at the helm, the Royal Bodyguard should’ve never been allowed to grace our screens at all. Let alone be given such a prime time slot over the Christmas season. The whole first episode was laughable (and that’s not laughable in the comedy sense but laughable in the “dear god make it stop!” sense). The script was about as cliché as it is possible for a sitcom to be and seeing 71 year old Jason falling through ceilings and clinging on to a horse at it careened out of control was just one unbelievable parts of this dismal half hour that asked the audience to suspend reality far too much for the sake of one measly and predictable joke after another. In short I hated most everything about The Royal Bodyguard. The whole premise was flawed. Seeing David Jason prance around like an older version of Johnny English and being demeaned by such a poor script was almost too much for a huge Only Fools & Horses fan to cope with. David Jason is many things, at his age though its hard to find the slapstick “humour” that the Royal Bodyguard relied on believable. Don’t get we wrong here, I wasn’t expecting this to be David Jason’s next big comedic success but I was stunned that such a well known and respected actor would say OK to something of this quality. It gives me little hope that the folks in the BBC comedy department know what the audience want or expect when we watch a comedy. It’s easy to pull the audience with big and likeable names attached but we want and deserve so much more than this below par, outdated and ridiculous fares of a series. Its further proof that drawing the well known faces don’t automatically transfer into unmissable television.
Another such disappointment came with the return of Absolutely Fabulous which it is fair to say never got close to living up to the words in in the tile with its two festive outings. Bringing back an old favourite has long been a Christmas tradition and this has resulted in some of the greatest sitcoms of the modern age like Only Fools & Horses and The Royle Family delivering below standard specials that only seem to sully the name of the original series. With Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne apparently missing the script deadline for this year’s Christmas Special the Beeb called on Jennifer Saunders to resurrect her 90’s series. When the specials (they will be another one the week of the Olympics) even the die hard Abfab fans were questioning the sense of resurrecting a series which had long been past its best but they crossed their fingers that Saunders would deliver the sort of quality that made the series such a success in the beginning. Sadly though, the specials were the disappointment fans had feared and critics had perhaps come to expect.
The only people who seemed to relish the return of Patsy and Edina were those in the studio audience when the shows were recorded. Every other line resulted in raucous laughter from the seeming delirious studio audience who even broke into spontaneous applause when Joanna Lumley first appeared in all her Patsy get up. The truth is that the episodes never even raised a smile for me and the whole thing again served to tarnish the memory of this once great comedy series. Everything seemed too forced and it seemed as the world had moved on without Absolutely Fabulous and it hadn’t realized. The characters had gone from recognizable people to sad characters of themselves. I spent the first painful half hour reisting the strongest urge to reach into the screen and wallop Jane Horrock’s Bubble who was the most irritating creature throughout the whole thing. The episodes seemed rushed and silly and I realized I’d only watched them because I was hoping they’d be good. Why don’t I seem to learn? I’m suckered in every Christmas and left bitterly disappointed every year. I am a realist though and I have doubt the same will happen Christmas 2012. So here’s where you the reading public come in. When I start to get excited about the upcoming return of whatever series is resurrected for 2012 just remind me of the bitter disappointment I displayed in this review and the 90 minuets that would have been better spent roasting chestnuts over an open fire. Thank you.
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